At the height of exam fever, Companies whom have our best interests at heart, may try to use our distraction to promote new products with free bags of stuff. Today I got one such bag, A Lucozade Alert plastic bag.
Contents:
1 bottle of Lucozade Alert (Which tastes like the urine of someone that subsists entirely on cider and Coca Cola. (Conspiracy theory: Are they selling students' pee back to students?). It also made me feel quite ill, which is a kind of alertness. Well Done!)
4 Coupons for a free lunch at Burger King if you buy another (Dates just got that bit cheaper!)
1 pack of Lucozade Alert Post it notes (That reminds me. I must get more Lucozade alert)
1 Gold card from Hostel World. (No Hostel Booking fees for a year? Sweet!)
1 Veet Page Marker (My pages will know what femininity feels like. Super!)
1 Lucozade Alert bookmark ("I don't have all the energy to finish War and Peace, What will I do? Wait, My bookmark gives me an idea...")
1 leaflet for Gorbys Nightclub's End of Exam Extravaganza (It runs for two weeks but ends the day before I finish my exams. Helpful!)
1 Staedtler Triplus fine liner pen (quite a nice pen too.)
Post Scriptum: Having written it five times, I now see that Lucozade is a stupid word. Top of its crimes, it replaces the "s" with a "z".
Thursday, 22 May 2008
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