Day 22

At the height of exam fever, Companies whom have our best interests at heart, may try to use our distraction to promote new products with free bags of stuff. Today I got one such bag, A Lucozade Alert plastic bag.

Contents:
1 bottle of Lucozade Alert (Which tastes like the urine of someone that subsists entirely on cider and Coca Cola. (Conspiracy theory: Are they selling students' pee back to students?). It also made me feel quite ill, which is a kind of alertness. Well Done!)

4 Coupons for a free lunch at Burger King if you buy another (Dates just got that bit cheaper!)

1 pack of Lucozade Alert Post it notes (That reminds me. I must get more Lucozade alert)

1 Gold card from Hostel World. (No Hostel Booking fees for a year? Sweet!)

1 Veet Page Marker (My pages will know what femininity feels like. Super!)

1 Lucozade Alert bookmark ("I don't have all the energy to finish War and Peace, What will I do? Wait, My bookmark gives me an idea...")

1 leaflet for Gorbys Nightclub's End of Exam Extravaganza (It runs for two weeks but ends the day before I finish my exams. Helpful!)

1 Staedtler Triplus fine liner pen (quite a nice pen too.)

Post Scriptum: Having written it five times, I now see that Lucozade is a stupid word. Top of its crimes, it replaces the "s" with a "z".