Sunday, 4 May 2008

Day 4

Nothing too dramatic happening beard wise. So today, as it's a warm lazy Sunday, suitable only for reading. I will reveal everything I have learned in three years of studying English.

-Every piece of literature in the history of the written word, in every possible language, no matter if it's Moby Dick or Mills & Boon, can be given a Marxist reading.

-The word "Orwellian" means "I've nothing new or interesting to say and I'm bored of this essay"

-The English Department opening hours seem to be determined by shaking a magic 8 ball.

-English is a great subject to study outside, (Maths less so.)

-Just because there is no wrong answer, doesn't mean there is no right answer.

-People overrate starting your essay more than a day before it's due.

-Each May, The average English Student become more confident that no situation in life will require you to be able to write two essays in an hour and a half.

That's pretty much it. I'd reveal my knowledge of Maths but 50% of ye will be angry at the first sight of maths since Leaving Cert and the other 50% will correct my mistakes.

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