Day 23

No exams today or major beard developments, Gentle Reader, so I thought as an English student I reveal the literary influences on my blog. Some would suspect the diaries of Samuel Pepys, but in fact the main "precursors" are the diaries of the scientists in Resident Evil games. They mostly looked like this

11/04/98: Working today in Umbrella labs. I hate Greg, that new guy in the lab. I hope he doesn't steal Mindy from me.

21/04/98: That idiot Greg dropped the vial marked T-Virus, right in front of me. I wasn't even wearing a protective mask. Also I think he went for coffee with Mindy.

24/04/98: Ate one of the lab rats today. Considering eating Greg

264/594/543: Greg..ruidn...dgsdu...yum!

4363hdh/fhdhr/405: fsnosersgnjkfkfso...

So now you know.