Monday, 28 May 2007

Day 27

One of the benefits of Al Pacino's facial hair is that it will tell you how good an Al Pacino film is. Here is your guide.

Type: The Chinwarmer
Description: Neat, Full Moustache, Jaw and chin. This means you are watching a good Al Pacino film
Film: Serpico, Carlito's Way

Type: The Circle
Description: A moustache and goatee that meets at the sides. You are watching a mediocre Pacino, Usually good for one speech.
Film: The Recuit, Two for the Money
(Note: the rarely seen gray haired variety of the circle appears towards the end of Gigli, which isn't as bad as you heard but still isn't very good.)

Type: The Nest
Description: A crazy unkempt beard that resembles a grey bush. This means you are watching a pretty dull adaptation of a Shakepearian play that is either anti-semitic or about anti-semitism.
Film: The Merchant of Venice

Coming soon to an Al Pacino's face near you, Salvador Dali's moustache in Dali & I: The Surreal Story.

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