Day 28

Only two days left of Exam beard. I'm contemplating how to go about shaving it all off. One of the best reasons to grow a beard is so one doesn't have to shave. Easily one of the most tedious tasks ever created, I have several ways of performing the dread deed. I could do what early man did and pull my hair out using two sea shells. There is the scissors in the kitchen. I could individually cut each hair or I could use the sharp edge like you see razor blades used in American Civil War films.
There are those fancy seven blade Gillette razors that cause women in towels to continually stoke your newly shaven chin. Last and certainly those 2 euro Bic razors which leave your face a mixture of hair trails, red cheeks and blood. Frankly a Bic pen is as effective.

Which to choose...